Top Ten Things Race Fans Did During the Allstate 400 at the Brickyard
By Kim Carlino
July 29,2008



10)  Since there were so many cautions, fans were able to really get to know and enjoy the track’s lavatories.
9)  Nephelococcygia- the study of identifying shapes in clouds.  ( I wonder if anyone saw Dale Sr.?)
8)  The Junior Nation discussed if green is a better color for them.  After all those years of red, it may have been tough.
7)  Stewart fans discussed ways to effectively utilize the years of Home Depot/JGR merchandise they have acquired.  Decided to consult the Junior Nation to see what they did with their Bud/DEI stuff.
6)  Many hailed the race as a cure for their chronic insomnia.  Pharmaceutical giant Eli Lilly, based in Indy, is now researching ways to put the race in pill form.
5)  Over one hundred thousand people decided to never buy Goodyear tires again.
4) All the pit crew coordinators decided the guys had enough practice going over the wall and cancelled this week’s practice.
3)  Kids actually wished they were in school.
2)  Cussing…lots of cussing.
1)  Fans asked where they should go to get their money back.

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